When your alarm wakes you up in the morning
Expectations
Reality:
i was like “the fuck, who smiles when they wake up at 645? or 655?..bullshit”
When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you ask your friends for advice
friends:
they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!”
BEST friends:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH litto
FUCKING LOOK AT THOR
JUST LIKE
NO
I DON’T NEED A SHIELD
MY ELBOW WILL REPEL THE BLAST
AND IT FUCKING DOES
LMAO
I SAY THAT IS QUITE WARM
VERILY I SHALL HAVE TO RECONDITION MY HAIR
HEAT MAKES IT ALL FRIZZY
Unless he has heat activated product in it. Like all well prepared super heroes.
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